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2010, wut ya all think?

ok! this might look pretty gay..

i got this from an email claiming that this is the winner of the best looking guy in the world title. he is from india. he is yours to judge. my guess is, he is one hell of a good looking guy. doesn't him make you feel ugly?

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this is frustrating. i can't sleep without thinking about it. i'm well connected, all test result went well. i can surf to any site, use any other services without any problem at all. even my skype are well connected. so what can be the problem? most solution i find on the net doesn't really help. most advise is to check the seting on my computer.

my problem is, i can connect to msn very well with this laptop at any other places. public wireless and even my office. only at home and since i have my old aztech DSL600EU modem replaced with the exact same model. the only diferences is the firmware. i did try to downgrade the firmware but was unable to do so. im so frustrated. i can't communicate with my wife at home.

this is the message i get. error code: 80048820 extended code: 80048439, will be much appreciate if somebody could just help me out.

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found these photo we took last year at a ski resort "pizol" at bad ragaz Switzerland. we totally owned by the snow. the trip to the resort was fun, real fun. with the freezing cold snow. it's an amazing time. here; now i present to you. the unlikely skiing couple on the snow and ski.

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yayaya! i know it's an awful mix of color. well for the sake of "fun" allowed me to do so just for the day.

i figure the trend will be bright candy color next. candy theme will be the theme for my blog until the end of my work today. it's splashing. sweet and yet difficult for the eyes. sorry people.

i got this from an email, found it pretty amusing.

Subject: Fwd: Upgraded Version !

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!


Troubled User.....


Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back

to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and

Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Tech Support
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great malaysian police anti-rasuah (anti-corruption) campaign. just back from a police roadblock. upon driving to it and realize the heavy traffic, you know it is another Ramadan roadblock.

just as i expected, the traffic police is all over. looking at the size of the team, i would think this is one decent and authorized job by the boss. guess i'm wrong again.

being pull over (well they pull over almost 90% of the car passed by); realizing there is nothing wrong with me or my car, i stop with a confident smile. i greet the officer (shouldn't they greet me instead)? pass him my license and i.d card. look around my car; check my roadtax.. all good.

now, here come their trick "your no. plate is not according to the approved size".. wtf? how are we suppose to get the correct plate with the exact measurement? isn't the car manufacturer or the
dealer have the standard plate for everyone? (in malaysia? nope there isn't this thing called standardized) so he bring out a ruler card or something; here not enough x mm, there the height not
enough.. etc. then, now the monster reveal his self;

"so how? i give you a ticket for it?"

i was like, ok then.. "if you said so then give me the ticket. i need
to go to work". sorry but please make it faster.

"you sure? now it's the *ops sikap*, a normal day summon cost 150myr, but this time it cost 300myr. if you want to leave faster then settle it like the car over there. *pointing at a white myvi*

"hmm, so you can give me a chance? i will replace it afterward" i asked again with a very innocent look.

"what chance? i tell you what; don't waste time, go inside your car and nego with the officer over there (lower rank officer) and give them some *coffee money*, they will let you off";

i knew it! no kidding.. just that i don't expect him to be so frank. maybe it's taking too long. then i said "just give me the ticket, i don't have the money, i'm just some average earning working

"we didn't asked for much, just some coffee money. look at you and your car.. come on!"

well, lost my patience i said "officer, just give me the ticket please"

and without replying to me, he took my license and id card and went off. waited and waited, around another 15 minutes later. then he came back with the ticket. i take a look at the ticket and make sure all is correctly written; signed and went off. it's yours to judge!

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if anyone would to notice, this year it occur twice. friday 13th normally, i mean normally only happen once a year; and for this year you have 2. one on january and another today.

so why the west think that friday that falls on the 13th is bad? well, because both is bad omen. christ
last supper have 13 people on it, he invited 12 of his closest disciples; and friday is the darkest day in a week. please do corect me if i have the wrong information.

and my birthday is on may the 13th.. wink!! also for my wedding anniversary? 6/6/6

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ok, this is a belated post of my wedding dinner & after party, well i don't know... i mix it all up. you might wonder, where is the groom.... i guess im already drunk!

iqueen, yenching, claudia & the bride

the bride, claudia, stanley (before go bald) & yenching

the bride & elsa

banwee & wendy

ahlai & the bride

yemz & xiaoling

chung & wife

daniel & kooi (with wife behind)

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oh, did i say i finally found and bought the laptop for my wife? after the disappointment in trying to buy the compaq and it's no longer in production.. finally the replacement is there to be found. a glossy black hewlett-packard. gorgeous beauty and for the price they are offering.. im jumping out of joy like a monkey.

for 2,299 myr
model: hewlett=packard dv1625ts
centrino 1.7 and 14.1 wide and brite tft
built-in altec lansing speaker "this one worth a kiss"

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well, i have to start interviewing again. my staff has been arrested & detained by the police for stealing company money. a total of around 22,000++ myr. "shocking!"

god! does it even worth the risk, jail term of a minimum 4 and a maximum of 7 years for that? by the way, he is only 23 years of age. all that and the future is ruin.

the best part? the money stole is for purchasing of luxury items such as an ibook laptop, camera, new bike, mobile phone, mp3 player, necklace...fragrance;perfume, shoes and etc.

i mean i can easily forgive him if he is having difficulties within the family or himself, but heyyy! not for buying expensive stuffs so he can pleased his love one and his own self.

now we are just here waiting for the court hearing date. let's see what will happen. sincerely hope he can just return back all the cash he took "which i doubt it since he spent most of it" and the company will plead for him a lower sentence in jail.

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