URBAN:TE | penang

2010, wut ya all think?

ok, finally the company get him a replacement. it look cool from the website. it does look cool in reality; just not as cool as we expected. love it when you close it up. black finish with a dell logo. open it.. ner! "dell, you guys should make the built look smoother"

13.1 wide screen with trulife is a good size. but hell! we expect it to comes with a built in webcam, at least a built in mic? (for skype) and it doesn't.

stanley, now you can bury that old compaq of yours. enclose the photo.

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haha, my front door design. people said my house look more like a japanese restaurant now.
haha, i just use some cheap kinda plastic (don't know what material) and hula.. transformed.

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went shopping with baby yesterday, and we got this catchy reebok DMX. so i can take nike out from my list, as i'm in love with this one.

how cool this is, love it.. because it look like spidey [laugh my arse out] totally outstanding. oh ya, the true color is deep orange instead of red. my camera phone doesn't capture it well.

here it is, my brand new sneaker. well i never really had one before

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Finally, got my brand new laptop. a compaq v3000 series. black shiny and sleek. also an almost identitcal twins to my wife hp dv1000 series. a couple coded laptop. haha.

2006 has been the best year in my life. i almost get everything i wanted. my beautiful wife, a lg chocolate mobile, a sleek laptop, my new apartment, home theater, big screen tv and etc..

so what's waiting next year? my baby boy/girl? we'll see.

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those are what i had planted this evening after work. tired but satisfying.

introducing the carrot! [left] this is the funny one, never intended to grow carrot. i'll make it short. went to tesco; bought carrot; keep in fridge; one month passes; something grew, so i take a pot and planted it.. this is what it became. hola!!

next a bamboo tree! [right] always wanted a bamboo tree somewhere in my house, maybe balony maybe the front. hmm. why not both? bought 3, 2 at the balcony and this one; front door.

saw this plant [left], suddenly the idea just flash to me.. i attached it to a wood. those aquarium wood. they name the plant "wallet plant" well it grows kinda wallet shape fruit [??] and small little pinkish flower. gorgeous!

this one on the [right], i have totally no idea what it is. i name it pinky as it have sweet beautiful pink flower as you can see in the photo. my baby wife love pink. so this wont be a wrong plant for her. thick leaves with a lot a lot of flowers around it. according to the gardener; the blossom is non-stop thru the whole year.

finally, my favourite [lavender] we have almost everything in lavender. shampoo, freshener etc. even the name is classy. ok! this one yet to have any flower yet. when those sweet purple treasure blossom out i will upload it ok?

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finally, my wife did some re-touch to the tree with some preset and boxes underneath the tree. it looks simply gorgeous; simply classy.

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i have no idea what happen to those finger, somesort of very thick layer skin all over. this is what happen to a friend of mine; daniel. he had his finger operated by dr.lee from lsc specialist centre. goes under the knife and burned by laser.

like what people used to say; no pain no gain. lets all of us pray for him for a fast recovery othwerwise he going to make me busy with those "i can't move my finger" kinda excuses.

i enclosed the photo i took when i pay him a visit yesterday evening.

get well soon mate
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i quit! i quit! i quit!
today is the 6th day i "departed" cigi. as unbelievable as it can be, the feeling is great. i hope this could lead me to be a nicotine free person. smoking to me, used to think that it look cool; gues time changes and it doesn't look as cool as i think it would be anymore.

a healthier man is the aim now. bad smoking breath and tobacco finger is disgusting. as for the final word "quiting is really not as hard as we all think it would be"

so quit now. people tend to love you more and french kissing would be a much more enjoyable. wink!

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isn't this the coolest remote ever? i can imagine how many guy would exchange years of life to own one in reality. but hey, it will forever remain a fantasy.

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1159, local time. felt a slight shake. table and stuffs shake for like 3 second.
or i'm still sleepy..??

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first half of our xmas tree decorations. hope the final result will turn to be one hell of an impressive xmas tree.

what you think?

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my nephew 4th birthday. cute little boy *not to mention the naughtiest among all*
happy birthday IAN. after work, rsh to a cake house and got him this small chocolate cake with a toy car and some coconut tree (???) also for the present; i got him a game console, a playstation replica and well a nintendo gameboy for the other one. you see, with kids, you have to get a present for all of them even only one of them deserve it. "hope he like the game console" even lies within the fact that he have no idea how to play that at all.

birthday boy, the one with the square box blue shirt. the blue round neck t-shirt is kai-ren and her sister kai-ching in purple.

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got myself the gorgeous modern look home theater i always wanted, nothing fancy or expensive but decent enough for a small tv room like mine. the brand is "philips" and best part, it plays *divx ultra* and man! i can play any movie i got with the 43" tv screen instead of my small little dated laptop. not to mention the inbuilt karaoke system *sweet*, so i don't have to embarrasse myself and can sing like some chicken shit in my own space but hey, my voice ain't that awful.

then come the sad part. my baby left this morning. back to flying again. damn... my weekend is such a sweetie pie with my wife around. i'm going to get messy again for the next weeks or so.

ding! ding!

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one fine weekend, jacky [one of the co-owner of TRO optical at gurney plaza] called, sent me invitation to their 1st anniversary. end up............... a brand new limited edition givency sunglasses with swarovski crystal for my wife. gorgeous piece of works. said to be break resistant, even rolled over by a truck and the glass will stay intact, but we'l never find out the truth cos i ain't going to do that. haha.

here u go, i enclose the photo of the gorgeous givency

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finally, i dreamt about it for months since i lost my precious moto v3 on my wedding dinner. the brand new lg chocolate, the sexy melt in your mouth chocolate mobile phone. the excitement is undenieable!

let me shout it out! im holding it, i'm owning it. once again, i own one of the coolest mobile phone ever, the silver v3 and now this sexy chocolate; and may i present to you..

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try google for all the nickname i used before and photo of things i've named before like dracrus, buddha-x and etc, and the result are simply unbelievable, i actually found an mIRC scripts i wrote back at years 1998. this brings back a lot of memories, not to mention irc is how i met my lovely wife. can't believe the dodgy scripts survived all these year.

screen shot of the download page with the actual date of upload with the version; and i named it "acefusion" don't try to even ask me to explain why

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p/s: the scripts can be found at http://members.fortunecity.com/slasher_x/scripts531.html

ok! this might look pretty gay..

i got this from an email claiming that this is the winner of the best looking guy in the world title. he is from india. he is yours to judge. my guess is, he is one hell of a good looking guy. doesn't him make you feel ugly?

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this is frustrating. i can't sleep without thinking about it. i'm well connected, all test result went well. i can surf to any site, use any other services without any problem at all. even my skype are well connected. so what can be the problem? most solution i find on the net doesn't really help. most advise is to check the seting on my computer.

my problem is, i can connect to msn very well with this laptop at any other places. public wireless and even my office. only at home and since i have my old aztech DSL600EU modem replaced with the exact same model. the only diferences is the firmware. i did try to downgrade the firmware but was unable to do so. im so frustrated. i can't communicate with my wife at home.

this is the message i get. error code: 80048820 extended code: 80048439, will be much appreciate if somebody could just help me out.

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found these photo we took last year at a ski resort "pizol" at bad ragaz Switzerland. we totally owned by the snow. the trip to the resort was fun, real fun. with the freezing cold snow. it's an amazing time. here; now i present to you. the unlikely skiing couple on the snow and ski.

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yayaya! i know it's an awful mix of color. well for the sake of "fun" allowed me to do so just for the day.

i figure the trend will be bright candy color next. candy theme will be the theme for my blog until the end of my work today. it's splashing. sweet and yet difficult for the eyes. sorry people.

i got this from an email, found it pretty amusing.

Subject: Fwd: Upgraded Version !

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!


Troubled User.....


Dear Troubled User,

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back

to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs . Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and

Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Tech Support
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great malaysian police anti-rasuah (anti-corruption) campaign. just back from a police roadblock. upon driving to it and realize the heavy traffic, you know it is another Ramadan roadblock.

just as i expected, the traffic police is all over. looking at the size of the team, i would think this is one decent and authorized job by the boss. guess i'm wrong again.

being pull over (well they pull over almost 90% of the car passed by); realizing there is nothing wrong with me or my car, i stop with a confident smile. i greet the officer (shouldn't they greet me instead)? pass him my license and i.d card. look around my car; check my roadtax.. all good.

now, here come their trick "your no. plate is not according to the approved size".. wtf? how are we suppose to get the correct plate with the exact measurement? isn't the car manufacturer or the
dealer have the standard plate for everyone? (in malaysia? nope there isn't this thing called standardized) so he bring out a ruler card or something; here not enough x mm, there the height not
enough.. etc. then, now the monster reveal his self;

"so how? i give you a ticket for it?"

i was like, ok then.. "if you said so then give me the ticket. i need
to go to work". sorry but please make it faster.

"you sure? now it's the *ops sikap*, a normal day summon cost 150myr, but this time it cost 300myr. if you want to leave faster then settle it like the car over there. *pointing at a white myvi*

"hmm, so you can give me a chance? i will replace it afterward" i asked again with a very innocent look.

"what chance? i tell you what; don't waste time, go inside your car and nego with the officer over there (lower rank officer) and give them some *coffee money*, they will let you off";

i knew it! no kidding.. just that i don't expect him to be so frank. maybe it's taking too long. then i said "just give me the ticket, i don't have the money, i'm just some average earning working

"we didn't asked for much, just some coffee money. look at you and your car.. come on!"

well, lost my patience i said "officer, just give me the ticket please"

and without replying to me, he took my license and id card and went off. waited and waited, around another 15 minutes later. then he came back with the ticket. i take a look at the ticket and make sure all is correctly written; signed and went off. it's yours to judge!

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if anyone would to notice, this year it occur twice. friday 13th normally, i mean normally only happen once a year; and for this year you have 2. one on january and another today.

so why the west think that friday that falls on the 13th is bad? well, because both is bad omen. christ
last supper have 13 people on it, he invited 12 of his closest disciples; and friday is the darkest day in a week. please do corect me if i have the wrong information.

and my birthday is on may the 13th.. wink!! also for my wedding anniversary? 6/6/6

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ok, this is a belated post of my wedding dinner & after party, well i don't know... i mix it all up. you might wonder, where is the groom.... i guess im already drunk!

iqueen, yenching, claudia & the bride

the bride, claudia, stanley (before go bald) & yenching

the bride & elsa

banwee & wendy

ahlai & the bride

yemz & xiaoling

chung & wife

daniel & kooi (with wife behind)

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oh, did i say i finally found and bought the laptop for my wife? after the disappointment in trying to buy the compaq and it's no longer in production.. finally the replacement is there to be found. a glossy black hewlett-packard. gorgeous beauty and for the price they are offering.. im jumping out of joy like a monkey.

for 2,299 myr
model: hewlett=packard dv1625ts
centrino 1.7 and 14.1 wide and brite tft
built-in altec lansing speaker "this one worth a kiss"

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well, i have to start interviewing again. my staff has been arrested & detained by the police for stealing company money. a total of around 22,000++ myr. "shocking!"

god! does it even worth the risk, jail term of a minimum 4 and a maximum of 7 years for that? by the way, he is only 23 years of age. all that and the future is ruin.

the best part? the money stole is for purchasing of luxury items such as an ibook laptop, camera, new bike, mobile phone, mp3 player, necklace...fragrance;perfume, shoes and etc.

i mean i can easily forgive him if he is having difficulties within the family or himself, but heyyy! not for buying expensive stuffs so he can pleased his love one and his own self.

now we are just here waiting for the court hearing date. let's see what will happen. sincerely hope he can just return back all the cash he took "which i doubt it since he spent most of it" and the company will plead for him a lower sentence in jail.

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a friend went botak *bald*
and we celebrate................

here he is, we think he look good; now he keep
telling people how stylist he is.

Me! Me! Me!

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