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2010, wut ya all think?

my previous few post i mention about this super expensive self made escort (claim not-prostitution) then it click, does it really cost so much?

first let's make thing strait. I am not trying to promote singapore or their excellent services. just sharing some thought about it.

Came across this site Singapore Social Escort. (kid's don't click the link! opppss! too late huh?)We all know, i mean how most Malaysian envy their neighbouring country with legalising prostitution. Well... actually a smart government I always said. When you banned it and yet you can't control it, might as well legalised it and be control of it. Simple and clear.... never understand what the Mal... well forget it.

Now, let's look at the girl. With pix's and description, they make it so convenient like shopping in Ebay except without the cart... yummy some, some yummy not. as for that kind of pricing, they better be well..... EXTREMELY good...to near perfect. So what you think? SGD1,500 an hour; SGD6,000 a night..??
So girl.., you think they make you proud or make you cheap?
man, singaporean is going global..... when malaysian going to catch up?

honey, i know what you're thinking but NO! i just happen to know about it. Miracle eh!

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this is hilarious......
only malaysian be able to came out with soemthing like this.
malaysia boleh! namewee lagi boleh!

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elo! elo! elo! been trying to find that video upload button since and yet to find it. I use to be able to upload video via draft.blogger to my post.

how to do that again? the button for video upload have gone missing. missing. missing. don't tell me you guyz removed the feature please. this is so important to me. so please, show me that "BUTTON"

HOW TO BLOG LIKE THAT? sad...................

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auto login to my gmail as usual this morning and get a "pop message" saying, PICK YOUR THEME. woah! so i go ahead and try it out..

and this turn out (in picture).....this is so cool. simply love it.
team at Google GMAIL, you guys are owesome. muackss.

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Got this from a friend,  it is a bit long but very meaningful. The explaination blown me away for good. Couldn't find a better way to say this.

A very valuable lesson to learn ...

Interesting quote from the movie 'Why did I get married?'
In most cases, especially in relationships, you will only get 80% of what you NEED and you will hardly get the other 20% that you WANT in your relationship. There is always another person (man or women) that you will meet and that will offer you the other 20% which is lacking in your relationship that you WANT And believe me, 20% looks really good when you are not getting it at all in your current relationship.
But the problem is that you will always be tempted to leave that good 80% that you know you have, thinking that you will get something better with the other 20% that you WANT
But as reality has proven, in most cases, you will always end up with having the 20% that you WANT and loosing the 80% that you really NEED and that you already had.
Be careful in deciding between what you WANT and NEED in your life.

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have. 'Wow, this girl in my office is a real looker. But it's not her Wynona Rider features that got me. I'm crazy about her because she's also understanding, intelligent, tender - so many things that my spouse is not'

Somewhere along the way, you'll find a woman or a man who will be more charming or sensitive. More alluring. More thoughtful. Richer. Have greater sex appeal. And you will find a woman or man who will need you and pursue you and go loco over you more than your spouse ever did.

Because no wife or husband is perfect. Because a spouse will only have 80% of what you're looking for. So adultery takes place when a husband or wife looks for the missing 20%. Let's say your wife is melancholic by nature .

You may find yourself drawn to the pretty clerk who has a cherry laugh no matter what she says: 'I broke my arm yesterday, Hahahaha . . ...'

Or because your wife is a homebody in slippers and pajamas, smelling of garlic and fish oil, you may fall for a fresh-smelling young sales representative that visits your office in a sharp black blazer, high heels, and a red pencil-cut skirt Or because your husband is the quiet
type, your heart may skip a beat when you meet an old college flame who has the makings of a talk show host.

But wait! That's only 20% of what you don't have.

Don't throw away the 80% that you already have!

That's not all. Add to your spouse's 80% the 100% that represents all the years that you have been with each other. The storms you have weathered together. The unforgettable moments of sadness and joy as a couple. The many adjustments you have made to love the other. The wealth of memories that you've accumulated as lovers.

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have.

But faithfulness happens when you start thanking God for what you already have.

But I'm not just talking about marriage.

I'm talking about life!

About your jobs.
About your friends.
About your children.
About your lifestyles.

Are you like the economy airline passenger that perennially peeks through the door of the first class cabin, obsessed with what he's missing? 'They have got more leg room! Oh my, their food is served in porcelain! Wow, their seats recline at an 80% angle and they've got personal videos!'

I guarantee you'll be miserable for the entire trip! Don't live your life like that. Forget about what the world says is first class. Do you know that there are many first class passengers who are miserable in first class -- because they are not riding in a private Lear Jet?

The main message???

If you start appreciating what you have right now, wherever you are, you are first class!

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a lot of people now start blogging for different interest, including this hot sweetie from Spore. Babyvincy @ babyvincy.blogspot.com ; very interesting on how the young trying into making their first millions.

but sweetie! SGD500 an hour for escort? you got to be kidding uncle. compensation for your escorting time (not prostitution of cos) is like if it's not more expensive than getting an service from an Oracle consultant. i think a lot of uncle in spore cannot afford your premier service sweetie. maybe you consider lowering your price a little but heck no! that would make you less premier. since you once a racing queen before i guess you have to set a certain standart to it. else any "beng""seng" also booked you up. RIGHT?

but wei, just my 2cents; maybe you wanna try some "tanning", you know....... if your're targeting ang moh expat, you might wanna look healthier. Apart form that... you seem like a pretty sweet young girl (also HOT.. forgot to mention; sorry :P). i wish ya all da best ya sweetie.

i love singapore!

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omfg, this is hilarious. 11% TO 8% meaning a total of 3% back to your pocket to HELP the people to cope with the current "everything also went up" crisis.

Second most ridiculous thing I've heard this morning was that to whom he/she wish to remain with the 11% contribution need to go to EPF office, take a Q during working hour (skip your lunch, save money somemore) and fill up some bla bla form. I look at my wife and show her a face of  "WTF"? isn't it suppose to be the opposite? those who wish to reduce their contribution fill that sucka form up? I don't see anyone would want to do that anyway (i'll explain why) so you are basically asking every fucking bloke/bitch who need to work to pile up EPF building for the next few week.

Why the 3% is ridiculous? i don't see any reason anyone would want to do that. You see, the everage income of a Malaysian would be around 2,000myr. 11% would be 220myr, so no you can contribute 8% instead so it will be 160 so means you are adding an extra 60myr to your monthly salary. So, 60myr a month then your life will be much easier now. No more financial problem, stress free, crisis tackled.. yeaha! PLEASE LA. you can't even fill up our "beloved Proton" Wira with that incredible 60myr. Stay away from our retirement fund will ya?

This is so tiring....

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decided to stop blogging for a period of time in due respect to my BIG boss who have left us. to those who knew him would knows that Wim is a great boss to many, a great friend and a superb mentor.

Will Remember, Will Be Missing Him. Although he have left us, but he stay in our heart for forever. R.I.P

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there is a saying **something like this la*
big problem make it small"
"small problem make it gone"

should someone who make any comment or badmouthed you, but he/she is a nobody TO YOU... why the hell you even get bothered by it?

(the metaphore)
"if a beggar walks to you and spit on you and say... your life sux and your job stink"

does it even hurt you at all? get it?

 wtf? like that also can create such a big roar? just blogging mate! we write whatever we want no? it's our blog (our e-diary). what happened to Malaysia and all this racism and insulting other races thingy? every little tiny thingy also make fuss about it. do you know how many blog out there insulting other people and races? this is internet mate... get over it.

apahal dah nak jadi nie?

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Furore over racist blog posting : Malaysiakini

The Hindu Rights Action Force (Hindraf) has called on the police to take action against a controversial blogger for posting inflammatory racist remarks against the Indian Malaysian community.

Hindraf’s Penang coordinator MN Anbalgan, 37, and information chief S Vadi Velan, 28, have lodged a police report in Butterworth last week against the blogger’s posting in her ‘Life is a drama’ website.

The duo want the police to investigate the blogger, who has identified herself only as ‘Sammy’ in her blog, for allegedly maligning the Indian community with utmost contempt in a posting on Sept 23.

'Sammy’s racist remarks were totally uncalled, unacceptable and unbecoming of a true Malaysian.

‘Her posting insults Indians, embarrass her own community and reflects badly on the polarisation of Malaysian society,’ said Anbalgan.

Malaysiakini has obtained a copy of the alleged Sammy’s racist posting, which has since been removed by the blogger.

Blogger: I hate Indians

The 22-year-old blogger posted her comments after her mobile phone was stolen by two alleged Indian youths when she was having lunch at her office in Kuala Lumpur on Sept 23.

The alleged posting read: “I hate Indians. It’s bad enough they are famous for being drunk and rude (most of them anyway). Now they carry the reputation of being stealer, robbers, rapist, idiots, morons, drunkard bastards and list goes on...”.

The blogger continued that “I am not trying to be racist but it always Indian. It’s Indian fault. I don’t care if I am sued for racism.”

Explicitly describing Indians as “damn a_ _ _ _ _ _ _” and “idiotic”, she dared Indians to complain to her blog and even sue her on the inflammatory racist remarks.

She criticised Indians of trying to live on other people’s hard-earned livelihood.

“You Indians have got no hands and legs to work and earn money, is it?

“Stealing from other people is a happy thing and your source of income, eh? Wait for the day of your fall and people will kick you on the roadside for stealing,” she allegedly posted.

A check revealed that Sammy, who is currently employed in an advertising firm in Kuala Lumpur, had withdrawn the alleged posting after she was continuously bombarded with racist, sexist and other derogatory comments from her readers.

Two days after her controversial blog, the blogger posted a grudging apology.

“Sorry if I offended any Indians. You should know that if you're one of the good, educated ones then you shouldn't be disturbed by what I say,” Sammy wrote.

“Yes, yes, I am racist, but not all times. It doesn't help the fact that most of the phone snatchers I heard are Indians. Or Malay or Indons.”

the board pretty much said it all. i say this is one hell of a honest shop!

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this one really got me. i laugh my arse out couldn't help it.
i believe most of you (malaysian) who use to travel around our country famous north-south highway. most of us (i said *MOST) tend to exceed the speed limit, well who doesn't. so we as fellow malaysian and responsible drivers flashes the opposite if we spotted any speed camera/roadblock ahead of us to warn the others.

now check this one out! i know! i know! it's unbelievable but like Ripleys said "BELIEVE IT"

so next time if you so others flashes you to warn of a speed camera, don't get panick.... it might only be a standee. ok.. i go continue laughing..!! my arse hurt........ :x

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holy mama son of god, popeye...this is so fucking painful!!

now i can't eat, i can't drink coke, i can't kiss well and i talk like an idiot! now all that for the name of pretty. so does it worth it you ask? OH YES! i let you know when everything is over.

for now i just want to eat some fried chicken and steak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! other than porridge and broth.

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UGLY BETTY? ner..... this is UGLY TONY!

finally, 9/16 2008. i thought i'm getting a new braces fix on and celebrate a new dawn. guess now it's just my new braces.

there are more invisible type.. ceramic and also with white band. but hell no! you want braces, you wear it with pride! i go for the brightess ORANGE. always my pick when it comes to color. orange with black. :)

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woke up this morning wishing for a new malaysia. a new dawn. even make this the date for my new braces! *yes i got it fix today*

sadly, no news other than a press conference that saying the same thing. we have 31 MP, we got the number and we are ready! THEN?

as much as i wanted to believe ... still pretty much empty talk for now. well, it's 418pm. let see if anymore news coming soon.

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i vow to god, heaven and earth..... TODAY I WILL CHANGE!

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lucas is sick (high fever; last check 39.7) and my wife is staying with him overnight at GMC ward. i'm here back home, alone... felt so quiet tonight; the silent gives you the freaking feeling of loneliness. holy god! i didn't know it felt so bad without your love one by your side.

gosh i miss them! sob! sob!

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Ahmad elusive after racist talk : TheStar Online / Malaysiakini

Ahmad ker nie? handsome nampak... "urgh!!" so this is the muka that call us "immigrants"/"pendatang ?
FUCK!, without the immigrants you still be staying in your atap house near the river side instead of a condominium penthouse at tanjung tokong. looking at your face! mirror! mirror! mirror! yourself. I think you need some facial treatments.... it's fucking oily.

Tj. Tokong penthouse? could you be just next door to me now as i'm typing? becos i'm so going to slap you.

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What da fuck?

First thing off my mind was, can they do that? I thought that "Under the Multimedia Super Corridor (MSC) Malaysia 10 Point Bill of Guarantees, the Malaysian government promises to ensure no internet censorship"? no?

reason given is completely ridiculous ;
"It is being blocked because we found that some of the comments on the website were insensitive, bordering on incitement, - Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (MCMC) chief operating officer Mohamed Sharil Tarmizi quoted by Malaysiakini."

so what will they do next? blogspot? wordpress? or anything they don't like to hear or sees? have they not learn from March and this August election? how much hatred you need from the peoples?

3 more days to Merdeka.... anybody see any flag???? I didn't! go wonder WHY.

Malaysia-Today.net Blocked! Order from MCMC : Malaysiakini
Why is TM Net blocking access to Malaysia-Today? Answer: On MCMC orders

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Lucas is 1 years old already. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to him. lotsa prezzie. update tomorrow. wanna sleep.

Dato Seri Anwar = 31,195 vote
Arif Shah = 15,524 vote

win by majority of 15,671 votes.

Congratulation to Dato'Seri Anwar Ibrahim for his winning at Permatang Pauh and better off with a bigger majority than DS Wan Azizah.

3P (Permatang Pauh/Parliament/Putrajaya) journey has started.
Soon to be Prime Minister below.

ok..!! the eyes is a little weird, but hey! you need brain more than look to be a leader hor.

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Anwar won for sure and also the mojority is looking good. Can't keep chasing news now.. got to go for movie. damn i'm so happy!

counted 5000++ vote, PKR gets more than 4100 vote.....


unconfirmed but reliable source from underground bookies:

latest news, first and second ballots counted...

1st  box 300++ vote... bn only have 8 vote

2nd box 800++ vote... bn only have 100++

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omg freaking god! sorry, getting a little too excited. just came back from yamcha with some friends who just back from Permatang Pauh election center. by crowd and supporter DS Anwar seem to win easily. even Hishammudin and KJ got booos!! from the crowd while walking to BN center.

since i'm way too hunger for the latest news from Permatang Pauh, rush back and check on all news website and some blogs. it seems that they have make an estimation winning with majority of at least 10,000 for DS Anwar Ibrahim by tracking from the exit polls. YES! YES! YES!

3P (Permatang Pauh/Parliament/Putrajaya) will come true. We will have a new prime minister soon!!!

more update here, this blog should have the most frequent update on the situation at Permatang Pauh.

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upon waking up this morning, my blood pumping getting way too excited toward today election.

since i can't bring myself over to permatang pauh (work ma) internet would be my only choice and also phone call from some of my die hard friends at locations. early in the morning and i caught this article by Susan Loone and fill in more excitement into my day.

who will win? the BIG question on everyone lips. without doubt, as everyone know; DSAI will win hands down with bigger majorities then DS Wan Azizah IF we have a fair and clean election and most of us know that will not happen. dirty tricks is unavoidable, since the the stake for this election is too high for all parties. anyway, we all hope for the best.

quote saying "winning is winning, doesn't matter win by miles or inch, it is still a WIN"

waiting for more update from friends and news website.. till then

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I refer to the article release by. Personally i find that this is very un-ethical of BN to have drag and use our athlet to get involve into our current political mess. Leave the poor guy alone. Look at his face at the photo, so unwillingly sat there. He doesn't represent BN or PR, he is just an athlet representing Malaysian.

You guys got nothing else better than to use LCW (maybe datuk soon) too woo voters?

SPORT not POLITIC get it!?

Campaign gets Olympics boost - Malaysiainsider

Chong Wei sits attentively as Arif Shah speaks at a BN function in Seberang Jaya.

By Adib Zalkapli

SEBERANG JAYA, Aug 21 — With less than a week before polling day, both sides in the Permatang Pauh by-election are getting Olympian Lee Chong Wei into the campaign trail.

Late yesterday afternoon, Chong Wei visited the badminton court where he used to play in Berapit, near Bukit Mertajam.

He entered the venue escorted by BN candidate Datuk Arif Shah Omar Shah, Health Minister Datuk Liow Tiong Lai, Youth and Sports Minister Datuk Ismail Sabri Yaakob and his coach Misbun Sidek. About 200 people mostly Chinese waited anxiously to greet the Beijing Olympics silver medallist with lion dance and kompang.

Ismail Sabri, in his speech, said that Chong Wei's success shows that the Chinese are not discriminated. “Our sports programme is for all Malaysians,” he declared and promised to ensure Chong Wei returns with a gold medal in four years.

Arif Shah congratulated Chong Wei and the people of Berapit for having the second best badminton player in the world. He then proceeded to speak in the local Chinese dialect.

Later in the evening, also in front of hundreds of Chinese, Chong Wei received the RM300,000 cash reward and RM3,000 monthly pension from Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak.

But Pakatan Rakyat is also trying to drag Chong Wei into the campaign. Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng has recommended to the Governor, Tun Abdul Rahman Abas, to confer a Datukship to Chong Wei and he would receive the Darjah Setia Pangkuan Negeri on Aug 30.

A similar award was conferred to squash player Nicol David on July 12 in conjunction with the Governor's birthday.

Chong Wei, when approached after receiving the cash reward at a basketball court in Seberang Jaya, said that he was not in Penang to campaign.

“I am here just to collect the cheque. They have already announced that I would receive the reward. I don’t want to comment anything on politics. I don’t know much about it,” said Chong Wei, who is not a registered voter.

“The reward will encourage me to work harder. I am so touched by the support shown by the people and the government,” he added.

He is also thankful to his home state for the Datukship. “But it is a heavy responsibility to be a Datuk, I hope to do better in the future,” he added.

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26th August 2008 : Permatang Pauh (PP 44) Penang.

Voter's of Permatang Pauh, you get the honour to vote and decide who is the next PM of Malaysia. Make it your duty.

Download Kempen Posters Here

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Happy 61st Birthday Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.
Our best wishes to you!

I think you need nothing for present this year, Prime Minister (in waiting) :)

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some of you emailed me with question how do I remove the recycle bin from my desktop via my Wallpaper post days ago. the trick is pretty simple and straight forward thou..

some people might told you to download some tweak software or worst to edit your registry. Actually windows have the feature implemented just that they didn't show it via the control panel.

Just do the following step; it's simple and easy.

Go to "Start" click on "Run" and type "gpedit.msc"
then you should see the Group Policy windows. expand the "Administrative Templates" at the lower bottom and you should see "Desktop". Click on "Desktop" and on the right windows, all you have to do is just set the "Remove Recycle Bin icon from desktop" to ENABLE. Close the the Group Policies and wa la! your recycle bin is gone. Now you have a real clean desktop.

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There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I would marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend.

He asked her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.'

The above reminded me of this MV i posted years ago (link below). Does the story above makes you do some thinking?

Kiss - Because I'm a Girl

Lucas first swimming attempt, well not really swimming more to soaking in water. Got him a float but he just hate it, want his mum more. Look at that swim suit, like a diving suit sia. He loves water but not by his self, always need to be hugging by his mummy.

it's been a long time since we use the pool; at least now onward we going to use it for good sake.

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right after the new theme for this blog, i'm getting bored of my wallpaper and also the reason that my wife keep complaining about the sexy chic as my wallpaper. finally a wallpaper that is not sexy or female orientated, but a natural and clean flower contrast and it makes you feel like a cooling breeze as to our reality of Malaysia humid, hot, hazy and dik dok dak! nice contrast of blue hor. nice! nice!?

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a sinking mighty ship.. holes everywhere. The captain ordering a quick patch. 1 by 1, but there is new holes breaching and water is leaking everywhere; therefore the captain gets panic and thrown his anger toward everybody and force them to patch and conceal the hole by ANY MEAN regardless the safety of his people in order to avoid the salty sea water from entering and sink his beloved mighty ship.
Under a heavy amount of stress they start to patch all these hole as fast and possible regardless “whether it’s a strong or weak patch” as long as it is patched and the water is no longer entering the ship for this very moment.
But some foresee that no matter how fast you patch there will be new holes and those patched hole’s will again re-break and this ship will sink no matter how you try to save it and it's sinking.

A strong light toward the mighty ship. Some sees hope of another ship coming for their safety but the captain....................................................

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baby Lucas.. exactly 1 more month and he will be 1 years old. heavy and naughty. not to mention pretty smart, well.. he have the gen ma :P hahaha.

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my very own iaito katana, japanese trainer sword. not the legendary sword forced by using Tamahagane steel yet still she makes you fall in love.

look at the this beauty; the hamon and everything. a touch to the tip would make you bleed like a baby. yes! i'm not kidding. i bring her out for some bamboo chopping just before i took this shot! never ask me how i get her into Malaysia.


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*** UPDATE with photo

Just came back from my first wisdom tooth extraction (surgery). any of you who live in Penang and looking for a painless surgery extraction; without second thought, i would recommend Singapore Dental Surgery just at the corner of the "T" junction traffic light right opposite Penang Chinese Girl School. Dr. Lim the dentist; nice chap!

From injection (using a computerized system), surgery to extraction and stitches it tooks around 30minute in total and the best part was, it is completely PAINLESS.

Next extraction will be one week from today. will update with some photo later on. While dentist is busy with my tooth, my wife is busy with her camera. haha. Okay, need some rest. till then......

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20yrs jail for raping five-year-old : TheStar Online

KUANTAN: A Sessions Court here sentenced a timber cutter to a maximum of 20 years in jail and 20 strokes of the rotan for raping a five-year-old girl.

K. Kamalason, 47, pleaded guilty to the charge committed at a Chinese graveyard in Bukit Setongkol here at about 6.45pm on Dec 25, 2006.

In handing down the sentence on Tuesday, Sessions Judge Ahmad Zamzani Mohd Zain described the offence as serious, cruel and inhuman, adding that the future of the victim was a very bleak one indeed.

He ordered the sentence to run from Tuesday.

In his submission, Deputy Public Prosecutor Ahmad Fadhli Mahmud said the offence was a case of aggravated violence as the victim not only sustained bodily harm but also suffered very serious internal injuries involving her uterus, intestines, private parts and anus.

“She was also traumatised by the whole ordeal and may not be able to lead a normal life. Her uterus has been badly damaged,” he said.

He asked for the court to impose a maximum sentence as the victim was a young girl and because the accused himself had two young children.

“How could he do such a thing when he himself has two children?” DPP Ahmad Fadhli said.

In mitigation, Kamalason who represented himself throughout the hearing, asked for a lighter sentence, saying he had a wife, a mother and two young children to take care of.

I think 20 years is ridiculous and still asking for a lighter sentence? My say? Castration! this kind of beast should be sentence to life+castration, even death will not be enough. The damage is unimaginable; the trauma that the little innocent girl would face for her entire life you son-of-bitch! think before you act! you low life fuck!

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just came back from a 2 hour pedi/mani treatment at FLUFF Island Plaza. have to think of some pampering to get myself out from all the current political drama's stress ma. nice or not? no shot for feet, cos i took this inside the elevator. but you can bet it's as good as the finger. haha.

Actually i do this once every month. damn hiao!

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appt at 2pm today for the presentation on how to make me look like "Ugly Betty". Decision making is today. which type, how many to extract and etc. Maybe also extraction today if i confirmed immediately. Hmm... thank god i had my fried fish just an hour ago.. by all mean in-case i couldn't bite no more after this for many months to come.

got to go.. wish me luck

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KUALA LUMPUR, July 16, 2008 3:30 PM

This afternoon at 1:05 PM Anwar Ibrahim, former Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia, was arrested outside of his home in Kuala Lumpur. He was due to issue a statement at IPK KL (Kuala Lumpur Police Contingent Headquarters) at 2:00 PM based on an agreement reached with the police on Tuesday.

Anwar Ibrahim was returning from the Anti Corruption Agency to his home after giving a statement pertaining to the police report that has been filed regarding suppression of material facts in the case involving him in 1998. He was accompanied by his senior legal team, staff, and security.

As he entered the neighborhood of his home, a contingent of ten police cars, half unmarked and half patrol, forced the two cars in Anwar Ibrahim’s entourage to stop. There was a contingent of 20 balaklava-clad masked commandos (UTK) who accosted him, reminiscent of the forces sent to arrest Anwar Ibrahim at his home in September 1998.

An officer approached Anwar Ibrahim and demanded that he accompany the police in an unmarked vehicle to the Kuala Lumpur Police Contingent Headquarters. His lawyers were not permitted to travel with him to the police station.

This arrest has taken place less than fifteen hours after Anwar Ibrahim appeared live on Malaysian television for the first time since 1998, and announced to millions of viewers his intention to stand for election, and upon the formation of a new government, to lower the domestic price of fuel by 50 sen. The overwhelming majority of Malaysians expressed their support of his televised statement.

These events are deeply disturbing to us and indicate that this entire episode is a repeat of the actions taken against Anwar Ibrahim in 1998. During the last few weeks the government owned mainstream media has demonized and vilified him. His staff has been harassed and we see a conspiracy being hatched to thwart the political change that is imminent in Malaysia.

Under no circumstances will the people of Malaysia and the international community tolerate any harm coming to Anwar Ibrahim. We remind Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi of the promise he made to ensure Anwar Ibrahim’s protection.

We have been able to communicate with Anwar Ibrahim, who calls upon his supporters and the people of Malaysia to remain calm and to reject any attempts at provocation, which will give a pretext for an emergency situation to be declared.


Anwar Arrested Outside His House : Malaysiakini
Opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim was arrested by the police just outside his home in Bukit Segambut, Kuala Lumpur, at 12.55pm.

I thought he volunteered for a statement at 2pm today? They took him at 12.55pm? Why? What will happen to Pakatan?

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First, my respect to Datuk Seri Anwar for his performance at the debate air via Astro Awani earlier. Sharp, confident and full of charisma. I'm not a political blogger neither am I bias toward any party but this is a little too much for a Malaysian to ignore. I think anybody would agree that Datuk Seri Anwar out-perform Datuk Shabery and wins hands-down without any doubt.

While Datuk Seri Anwar stressing on point by point on how to lessen the burden of Rakyat, what can be done and what might happen in the future if nothing is done; our Information Minister countinously acting with his inmature "personal stabbing" and petronas! petronas!.

Datuk Shabery Datuk Shabery, apahal dengan datuk nie, I am pretty much a political idiot and not to mention my maths and calculations pretty much covered with 1 word; "shitty"! figure and number is not my game. As a simple me could understand Datuk Seri Anwar was stressing that "Petronas is doing a GOOD job" "Petronas is doing a GOOD job" and it is not about Petronas. It's about fund's management la Datuk, "pengurusan dana yang diberikan oleh Petronas; paham?" It's about the management of those funds that Petronas has given to our government. How to manage it better and did not burden the rakyat at 1-time-go. Datuk oiii Datuk, tak pasal pasal Datuk nie tembak Datuk Seri Anwar with all his past and "shit" while he is with goverment at Tun Mahathir era apasal? We are here to hear and witness a debate about how our leader can help the RAKYAT, ease the pain and recover the country economy. You pulak pergi tembak macam AK; profesionalism mana Datuk? dahlah pakai suit punya cantik. But you did score a high point from me; is to face Datuk Seri Anwar at the debat and did not "gostan". I think most people would give you that.

Well, at least we know what our leader is thinking and where our country future rely on..
Who those who missed the live debate, you can view the complete video here at MediaRakyat.
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p/s: Datuk Shabery, you are appearing on a debate on National TV, watched by million's and your saliva..............

SHOCKING! just read about it at Malaysiakini : lawyer, Anwar may be arrested tomorrow
PKR de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim could be arrested when he goes to the Kuala Lumpur police headquarters tomorrow to have his statement recorded on the sodomy allegation against him.

what will happen if they really arrest him? what will happen to Pakatan? we all know by heart that without him, there will not be Pakatan. even with the winning of 5 states by the opposition at the previous 12th Election, we are talking about 5 state government (3 of the most developed state in Malaysia) behind his back, a de facto leader of opposition coalitions and this is it?

i couldn't help myself but to wonder, arresting the most influencial politician in Asia at this moment? and for what? will the debat still on-going as schedule at 9pm tonight? tv9/astro awani? let's all head home and switch on the tv.

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back with new face. smeel some "apple/mac" or not? took me freaking whole afternoon to reset everything and reconfigure the whole blog. finally kautim le.

but i lost some link.. buddy and blog exchange link, if you didn't see yours here. leave me a msg.. i'll put it back up asap ha. time to go.. off work le..!!

p/s: the search function working one hor!

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even TVB drama would end by ep.20. This is simply the longest drama's ever produced by Malaysia. it's just like "LOST". when you keep dragging and dragging in the end.... you lost the direction and boom! under carpet and people's forget and lives go on. Especially with malaysian mentality, we are always "there is a new headline now, lets focus on that". Just like a new club. People's just move on.

honestly, what does all those demonstrations/rallies really do? easy way out "i will just ignore you la! what can you do?" every single day, we heard this and that, preparing, expecting something worth a smile.. and yet. at this hour to date.. 14th July 2008.. who is smiling other than; you know who.....

people's power does it even relevant now?

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thing's seem to go very wrong lately, i just lost my limited ed Reebok DMX (trackback my post about the sneaker) sneaker, was stolen outside my front gate in a heavily fully guarded with security apartment wor NAH! and then yesterday my wife lost her crystal Givency Sunglasses (trackback my post about the sunglass). She think she left it at the bank counter. heart-paint to the max for both of us.

the worst is yet to come, when we finally took time to go thru the credit card statement... "FRAUD" more than $2,000 of unrecognised transaction in USD and SGD.althought there is some stupidity to the guy/whoever is using our credit card to pay for his/her KL Maxis and Digi Bill via online (its traceable! you moron dick/pussy head) and some massive herb purchase online at iherb.com and not to mention the shocking weekly deduction from the credit card from this merchant name stated "Nassau County Police". i have no idea what that is, i assume is a police department, but why a weekly payment? from who? hmm.. i leave that to the bank to solve it.

hopefully today is a good day.. give some good news!

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just back from Looi Orthodontic. x-rayed, molded, checked.. next is to wait for his proposal. oh well, he call that a presentation. so that is next week thursday.

making the mold for my teeth is the weirdest experience ever, also the one time i realize i could stuck something so big into my mouth. whole freaking 5x8 mirror and mold into my mouth and hold it for like 3 minute. i almost choked myself. wonder how those porn star able to do a deep-throat.

good new is, i need to extract 2 upper tooth. bad new my wife insist to extract all the 4 wisdom tooth. so means total of 6 tooth... crazy meh! thats y, a lesson learned, never bring your wife for any medical related check-up.

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p/s: lot of nurses and some are pretty cute! *honey i love you***** :x

forget about politic, forget about asshole.... think of making myself "leng leng" lol.
just made an appointment at Looi Orthodontic for tomorrow afternoon. I want to put on braces! make myself leng leng leng leng leng............................................................. :P super straight and white teeth. i think i read too much celebrity mag.. sei foh!

anyone have braces before, please let me know the pain i'm about to FACE! no pain no gain OOooo....

before i go... and update photo of my taikor! :)

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this is the biggest drama that keep on disturbing me. maybe i'm stupid and couldn't understand but the whole thing doesn't make ANY SENSE. i just can't help it. i need to shout it out!

I just couldn't get it, your love one being sodomised and became the biggest story in the history of Malaysia of "liwat meliwat", being charge for defamation and the first thing you do is to set up a blog? A step in my pink mary janes

Got his ass fucked so many times and he still can have the mood to set this up? and upload such a cute photograph? Saiful Bukhari Friendster sounded like a challenge to DSAI wor.

Not to mention the rest that are pretty much public/common knowledge, 23 years old liwat by 60's with back problem, even if he is a strong guy also not easy la. unless he knock you down. You watch too much gay porn and thought that it's easy to just fuck up an asshole?

second thought, those blog and friendster account might not really belong to you guy. either way! that old man couldn't have fuck you up mate! maybe you've been gang banged? then it's possible! but why report at this time?

hmm..... disturbing..
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Malaysiakini : Thousands at Kelana Jaya to hear Anwar

while more than 10 thousand holding a fuel hike protest at Kelana Jaya stadium yesterday "6th July", in Penang.. more or less the same amount of crowd searching for a holidays destination at the Pisa stadium Matta Fair.

I was there yesterday with my wife looking for a nice hoidays to getaway from all this politically shit and i couldn't believe my eyes.. the stadium is pack with people rushing to spend money for holidays. so all the hype about the burden to the people and bla bla bla? all the complaints about chicken rice went up 50cents? to be honest! i don't see that happening in Penang at all or is that because the imcome margin has gone to a level where the poor getting poorer and been marginised? conclusion.. i don't see any changes of lifestyle wth the people of penang "at all" or we don't really need to?

more 30 thousand people protesting "money not enough" : more than 30 thousand peope buying holidays.

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i don't normally blog or post anything politically related, but this one is a little unbearable. I'm so sorry. if you have been following the most latest sodomy (again) allegation about Datuk Seri Anwar, you should know about this ..

(The Star) - Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan met with Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak at the latter’s home to seek his view a few days before he lodged a police report against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.
In disclosing this yesterday, Najib who described Saiful as traumatised, said he listened and was sceptical about the accusation at first.
“I told him I leave it to him,” said Najib, who also said it was the first time he had met Saiful.
He added that when Saiful came to ask for a scholarship earlier, the latter met Najib’s special officer at his office.
Stressing that there was no conspiracy against Anwar, Najib said he was sceptical of Saiful’s accusations and did not want to make any conclusions when Saiful told him he had been sodomised by the PKR adviser.
Najib said he then told Saiful that it was up to him if he wanted to lodge a police report against Anwar.
Asked why he thought that Anwar was making personal attacks against him, Najib said he did not know, adding that perhaps Anwar thought that he was conspiring against him.
“There’s no conspiracy. Actually, this boy came to me to complain that he was sodomised by Anwar.
“I was not convinced at first whether his story was true or otherwise.
“I said to him ‘It’s up to you.’ I left it to him to decide whether he wanted to leave it to the police to investigate and carry out the next course of action.
“I saw him as genuine because he looked so frightened. His hands were cold.
“I advised him to make his own decision, and he decided to tell me everything on what had happened.
“I was not sure whether he was going to lodge a police report,” he added.
Asked what Saiful had told him, Najib said: “A lot.
“The stories are many. Maybe I will reveal them later, but only after the case is completed.”
Najib said the main issue was whether sodomy had happened or not.
Asked whether he would give a statement if an investigation were launched, Najib said he only heard Saiful’s allegation.
“The statement should be from him. It’s important that it should be from him, not from me,” he added.
“You cannot link the two things (Saiful’s visit to the DPM’s office and his meeting with Najib) together.
“He just came for help and he never met me when he came to the office (seeking a scholarship),” he added.

see, we have such a rakyat-hearted DPM. we, commoner/rakyat/stranger can see him for advise at his residen keh wor. my man Datuk Seri Najib! Tapik la..!

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Also, to your recent released of the FAST and most RELIABLE 4mb line. OMG its almost like a dream come true. But first, fix that fucking 2mb line before you even go any further. it took me like a week to download a 2.4gb file, and also i only manage to finish that download because I'm using a download accelerator because your fucking line keep disconnecting out of the blue.

sincerely, your happy and satisfied customer.

p/s: even your speedometer is not working!! SPEED wor.

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try to access the malaysia-today.net website minutes earlier and i got this. apparently the site was hacked by fellow "Apa pandang-pandang ada hutang?????". Beginning of political cyberwar? Malaysia politics are getting way interesting day by day. Everyday a new beginning of a new surprise.

malaysia-today.net hacked! (click for larger image)
*by the way, handsome Tun Mahathir sia

I am a proud malaysian, er..... am I? are you?

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here comes a video to cheer up your day. pretty funny! Guys, please watch it till the end! that was the funniest part. unbelievable asian. I bet he got to be a chinese.

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I pick this letter up from a desperate mother, via her post thru letter to Malaysia-Today website. Just want to say, i can feel for her thru her writing, how angry she is; i means come on..1300myr with our current living standard is next near to impossible. Single mom with kids.!! damn it. do something you stupid goment.

Chicken price has gone up (I'm not even going to talk about the rice price!), eggs, milk, vegetables, fish, all up! Even if I sell this old car I still will not be able to cover my expenses for food! How much and how long do you think that RM625 cash will help me?? I'm so sick and tired of hearing them say change your lifestyle! There is nothing more for me to change!
Dear Editor,

I have read so many times about the price increases but so far I feel that nobody actually knows or cares about how much we, the general just below-average and under-average income earners live!

In your papers you had an article on how people manage their income but most of them earned RM3000 on average!

What about me? And those in my shoes??

I am a single parent! I am not a charity case (though it looks like I'm being pushed into that), I have one kid 3 yrs going on 4. My ex-husband doesn't support me with anything! I work in a factory as an assistant officer. My net income is RM1300 per month!

To get to work 7 km away and to send my kid to the babysitter, i have to drive because the public transport only decides to turn up when they feel like it!!!!!!!!! Moreover, to get from my house to my job of only 7 km away, i have to travel on 2 buses that will take me 20 km in all different directions before getting me to work. (What great public transportation we have here!) Just for your information, I live in Seremban; not too far off in the rural area but just about 1 hour's drive to KL. But, we have very crappy public transport services. And I imagine most towns have this same crappy service too!

The 13 year old Wira I drive actually belongs to my brother-in-law. God Bless him, he let me use this car when he bought a new one late last year (an Iswara) so that I can get to work on time.

I live in a rented house of which I pay RM280 a month and my babysitter costs me RM270 a month. My utility bills come up to RM100 and my phone bill around RM80. I had to cancel my credit card which I had from my single and carefree days and now I'm paying for it monthly until the year 2010! RM160 every month! Then, I put money aside for my kid's milk, diapers, food, gas, rice, (all these used to be around RM250 a month) and of course, petrol! I used to spend RM120 for petrol a month. And that would leave me RM40 a month for doctor's fees, and maybe getting a new pair of slippers for my kid or whatever is needed for her. (How I've change my lifestyle! I have not had a hair cut in 2 years! Let me just say I've made changes to my lifestyle, drastic changes from 2 years ago when my ex-husband left!) However, still, I used to get by.

But then came the petrol price increase!

Chicken price has gone up (I'm not even going to talk about the rice price!), eggs, milk, vegetables, fish, all up! Even if I sell this old car I still will not be able to cover my expenses for food! How much and how long do you think that RM625 cash will help me?? I'm so sick and tired of hearing them say change your lifestyle! There is nothing more for me to change!

Unless I skip some meals, maybe my breakfast and my lunch?? But then, what if I get sick? Who will care for my daughter? How do I pay for the doctor? And if I don't go to work (because I'm sick), maybe I may not even have work anymore?? Then who will pay all the expenses? Where will I live? Can the Government give me a house?

Now, when I'm struggling with my income, what about my other friends in this factory whose salaries are RM550 a month. Then, there are 2 women here who are widows with school-going kids! Who have worked as operators for 5 - 8 years here and their salary NET only reaches RM650 a month! Lucky for them, they have their own houses and do not pay rent! Lucky for them too, they either walk or cycle to work. But don't think the price of petrol has not affected them! Because they still have to buy food and clothes and pay for their kids' school bus fares as all have increased! But their income remains the same! So tell me, how can they get the RM625 subsidy??? What is the government going to do for them??

All I hear on the government focused news are how they are trying to find ways to help the civil servants. I'm not saying they do not need help, but, WHAT ABOUT US??? Is anyone doing anything for us or would you all prefer we just die off quietly?? Our income will not be increased, and you can bet because of everything, the company will not increase the salaries for next year as well because they need to cut costs or close shop! Then what will we do??

Do you know that you can get welfare help if your family's income is RM350 and below only? This was what my friends were told and because they have work, they are not entitled to welfare help!


I really do want a reply from someone who can really give me good, clear answers. Not some "merry-go-round the bush" answer!

Thank you,
A desperate mother!

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heading to jln burmah telecom center to pay my bill the other day. since they have the new drive-thru counter, so i decided that would be much more convenient since the area have difficulty of parking your car. its a busy road leh.

manacai, i saw this uncle on bicycle infront of me. waiting in line. wah lao! i cannot tahan ter-laugh-out. sorry uncle. just curious why you use that counter since u can easily drop your bicycle and go inside the air conditioning room with 10 counter to pay your bill leh.

but this uncle very nice, he actually help me to make sure others didn't cut my q, cos there is some BLIND idiot who walks to the counter try to pay the bill. Dude! it's drive thru. not walk-to counter. at east put some effort like this uncle, use a vehicle then you'll be eligible to use it.

I present to you, the nice uncle. *bergaya sia*

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Last friday is exactly 2 years of my non-bachelor life le. We head on to QEII for some fine dining.. skipped 32 Mansion this time.

it was a great night. We had a lot fun and a lot of food to begin with. lol. Let me see, some prawn salad.. then a lobster soup, yum yum.. trio set of everything. not forgetting..! the new HOT amazing beef in the menu. "Wagyu beef cheek" if i'm not mistaken. It's as soft as compare to a kobe beef. unbelievably yummy.

the next great thing, it's all free! Dave "the owner" said... everything on him. go max with the orders and all for free. bingo! so here i go.. alcohol and alcohol.. back home with a full and BIG belly. hahaha. Uncle already.. what to do.

only took one quick photo... too busy with my drink :P

oh ya, Sam (dave son) told me the Wagyu beef is a part from the cheek, well of cos, the menu name make it pretty clear it all doesn't it? then i receive a sms the day after and Sam said, damn it! "you didn't get the joke, wagyu beef cheek is the butt!!, not cheek" so name doesn't mean the origin sometimes after all.

Dave, Sam . thanks for the meal and the great night. I'LL BE BACK! hahaha.

Happy anniversary HONEY! love ya.

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kids nowsaday! and when the fuel increases; lucas is holding a Dior milk bottle. impressive anti-inflation mindset! lol.

now it get me thinking! it's an accesories for him or for MY WIFE leh? hmm, honey! what you think?

the poor daddy don't even have a anakku bottle to start with. sobbing!

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First, everybody is angry about the increase of fuel in Malaysia, but i'm more angry becos they have to announce it hours before off working hour. why do they have to do this everytime? can't you announce it during the morning or early afternoon? im stuck for 2 hours becos everybody rushing to fill up their tank. I can understand why this time (last increase was just a mere 20cents), but this time it's almost 40% increased. So you can't blame ppl rushing to bombak the station.

next, why at this time? when Malaysia politic have the worst stability over..? as in the government have no idea the dissatisfaction of the rakyat toward them? the result is obvious during the March 12th election no? or it's merely a punishment? well, the answer lie within them. we wouldn't know for sure.

Let's go back to the fuel increase, remove the subsidy and let it flows by itself. smart decision, now, when i used to fill it up at 120myr full. i think it would cost me 160myr today onward. so lets do a simple calculation. I spend around 800-1000myr on fuel itself. so means im looking at 400myr a month increases. That could be a month installment for a decent car for fuck sake.

Thank god i cut down on booze now :)

took this last night at one of the gas station in penang, well when you are stuck with nothing to do; you take photo.

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one fine night, having dinner with my wife. we had a discussion about something silly but yet interesting. "CHOPSTICK" !!!

if any penangites were to realised, when you going for some hawker food. every plates came with a pair of chopstick. and if you're ordering side dishes, they come with (no. of pair according to how many ppl there is) even you already have 10 pair from the previous plate you ordered.

so for a 2 person meal, if you order 2 main meal(2 pair), 2 side dish(4 pair), 2 little snack (4 pair). you get total of 10 pair of freaking CHOPSTICK!!

this is a 2 meal with 2 side snack. .. "amazing penang"
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now here comes the classic. presenting the 1989 Cosmopolitan. imagine keeping a mag for 20 years. hahaha. amazingly other than some graphical quality in differences, the rest is pretty much scoring a match with the new modern cosmo.

you either a fashion freak or gossip queen/king .. to obtain something like this.

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Happy Birthday To You.
The last of my year before i hit the BIG THREE O.
I am going to be so old. sob! sob!

now this is my all time favourite "chocolate moist" is this how you spell "moist"??

as for prezzie, i accept credit to Paypal, Visa/MasterCard/Amex except (Diners) TQ! lol.

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this is the most realistic i've seen so far. don't blink at 1:29. spooky to the max
it look so real... at least to me. grandma.. where you want to go?

don't worry, this is not some jump out of screen jokes!
sleep well tonight.

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Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia!
Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

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back.. i'm back.. busy and lazy. hahaha.

story of moo moo......
coming back from Equatorial to Tg Bungah.. at around 18:00 hours. enjoying my drive, smooth and quiet with light and easy fm playing.. happy mood "on" then passing thru Greenlane, a little traffic but not unbearable. then slowly i passed the turf club. birdie singing along the tree top "no drop on my car, lucky" with a smile on my face i keep driving using Jalan Utama (road) checking out those nice villa as usual, especially my favourite 121B. enjoying the right view and the left view then reach the traffic light...... my next turn woud reach Penang Chinese Girl School...green light "on" turn ... and!!

fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm stuck.. nobody is moving. it looks like piles of car q`ing for parking to a club. then i thought, well this is pretty expected, everyday (except weekend) thanks to those considerate mommy and daddy and up most considerate school bus driver. so i turn the music volume up a little to keep my "happy mood" "on" and slowly after like some fucking 20-30 minutes i THOUGHT i pass the critical area and I'm still stuck. i start wondering why? there should be no annoying bus and loving parent infront.. why is everybody still driving with the speed of 0.145kmph?

then i saw this .. when im finally moving a little faster than when my mum pushing a trolly in tesco.

it's 2008, the 2nd (i think) largest city in Malaysia with the longest bridge in Asia and in a country with the tallest twin tower in the world also we have an angkasawan going to space doing stupid teh tarik BUT we still have a group of moo moo on the road during rush hour? speechless!

sign off - cv

not sure how genuine this is .. i got it from a forwarded mail so thinking of sharing it with you..

how you spend your monies when you have too much of it? Mr.Donald Trump set an example for all the richie rich on how to get rid of your extra "too much" money.

my next move, to apply for the job as a waiter at any restaurants or clubs that mr. trump frequent to..

click for a larger image if you can't see the number!!

sign off - cv

Another tag, but it's fun if you like music and quizzes and lots of unpredictable answers. Tagged by Constance

So how does it work? just follow the rules below:

1. Open your music library (iTunes, Media Player, iPod, Winamp, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question/subject, type the song that’s playing.
5. When you go to the next question, press the next button.
6. Don’t lie and pretend you’re cool. [you may add your reaction too.]

1. Opening credits:
Two Town Story - Bon Jovi

2. Waking up:
It's My Life - Bon Jovi

3. First Day of School:
Love Remains - Colin Raye

4. Falling in love:
Like That (feat. Cee-Lo, John) Black Eyed Peas

5. First song:
Someone's Watching Over Me - Hilary Duff

6. Breaking up:
Burning - Maria Arredondo

7. Prom:
Don't Phunk With My Heart - Black Eyed Peas

8. Life:
My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

9. Mental breakdown:
Oh - Ciara (feat Ludacris)

10. Driving:
Republica - FoxSports Football Theme

11. Flashback:
Apologize - Timbaland (feat One Republic)

12. Getting back together:
Because I'm A Girl - Jini (English)

13. Wedding:
Fool Again - Westlife

14.Birth of a child:
Say It Isn't So - Bon Jovi

15. Final battle:
Love Me - Colin Raye

16. Death scene:
Out Of Reach - Gabrielle

17. Funeral song:
Can't Let Go - Maria Arredondo

18. End credits:

Hanging Around - Cardigan

Thanks constance, this is kinda fun. reading it back with the song. The question "Wedding" got me laugh my arse off. hahaha.


sign off - cv

"about 10,000 of Umno members Rally at KOMTAR Pulau Pinang to reject the abolishment of NEP by the new state government" should be what the media will report later this evening or tomorrow morning.

just came back from being stuck for hours in traffic cause by a rally by some of the monkey from UMNO penang. All because of the new gov announce that they will abolish the NEP (New Economic Policy) and will cause some of these corrupted UMNO monkey to lose all their monies making projects and to change their c-class to a s-class.

So, is this monkey leader of this (without permit) public demonstration will be detain by ISA? like the Hindraf or BERSIH? Well! at least give them some slap for causing me and hundreds of working peoples losing a couple of their precious working hour and few ringgit of fuel by stuck in traffic cause by his "MERELY" 500 peoples of rally? *of funny part i heard, you even get paid of RM80 by joining them*. Man you guys should be ashame of yourself and many many many of my Malays friends is ashame by your act, your party ruin everything.

if the next 13th general election the coalition get defeated again and can't even get a simple majority to form a governmet, we all know who is to blame and what causes all this.

sign off- cv

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