URBAN:TE | penang

2010, wut ya all think?

one fine night, having dinner with my wife. we had a discussion about something silly but yet interesting. "CHOPSTICK" !!!

if any penangites were to realised, when you going for some hawker food. every plates came with a pair of chopstick. and if you're ordering side dishes, they come with (no. of pair according to how many ppl there is) even you already have 10 pair from the previous plate you ordered.

so for a 2 person meal, if you order 2 main meal(2 pair), 2 side dish(4 pair), 2 little snack (4 pair). you get total of 10 pair of freaking CHOPSTICK!!

this is a 2 meal with 2 side snack. .. "amazing penang"
sign off - cv

now here comes the classic. presenting the 1989 Cosmopolitan. imagine keeping a mag for 20 years. hahaha. amazingly other than some graphical quality in differences, the rest is pretty much scoring a match with the new modern cosmo.

you either a fashion freak or gossip queen/king .. to obtain something like this.

sign off -cv

Happy Birthday To You.
The last of my year before i hit the BIG THREE O.
I am going to be so old. sob! sob!

now this is my all time favourite "chocolate moist" is this how you spell "moist"??

as for prezzie, i accept credit to Paypal, Visa/MasterCard/Amex except (Diners) TQ! lol.

Sign off - cv

this is the most realistic i've seen so far. don't blink at 1:29. spooky to the max
it look so real... at least to me. grandma.. where you want to go?

don't worry, this is not some jump out of screen jokes!
sleep well tonight.

sign-off cv

Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia!
Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month
(where father works, mother doesn't).

I understand there are many families whose
monthly income does not reach RM3,000,
but, to make things simple,
let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has
Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam ....

Calculation starts...

Electricity and water bill: RM100
(No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775
(3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155
(RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400
(A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300
(go to work, bring son to school,
only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650
(kids, wife and myself)

House repayment: RM750
(low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs,
retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80
(got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20
(RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30
(enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100
(always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50
(cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100
(shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so...
No Astro,
no movie @ cinema,
no DVD,
no CD,
no online,
cannot KFC,
cannot McDonald,
cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive),
no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 ....

How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ???

Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle?

How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study?

Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!!

Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Damn poor : sign off - cv

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