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2010, wut ya all think?

my previous few post i mention about this super expensive self made escort (claim not-prostitution) then it click, does it really cost so much?

first let's make thing strait. I am not trying to promote singapore or their excellent services. just sharing some thought about it.

Came across this site Singapore Social Escort. (kid's don't click the link! opppss! too late huh?)We all know, i mean how most Malaysian envy their neighbouring country with legalising prostitution. Well... actually a smart government I always said. When you banned it and yet you can't control it, might as well legalised it and be control of it. Simple and clear.... never understand what the Mal... well forget it.

Now, let's look at the girl. With pix's and description, they make it so convenient like shopping in Ebay except without the cart... yummy some, some yummy not. as for that kind of pricing, they better be well..... EXTREMELY good...to near perfect. So what you think? SGD1,500 an hour; SGD6,000 a night..??
So girl.., you think they make you proud or make you cheap?
man, singaporean is going global..... when malaysian going to catch up?


honey, i know what you're thinking but NO! i just happen to know about it. Miracle eh!

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this is hilarious......
only malaysian be able to came out with soemthing like this.
malaysia boleh! namewee lagi boleh!





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elo! elo! elo! been trying to find that video upload button since and yet to find it. I use to be able to upload video via draft.blogger to my post.

how to do that again? the button for video upload have gone missing. missing. missing. don't tell me you guyz removed the feature please. this is so important to me. so please, show me that "BUTTON"

HOW TO BLOG LIKE THAT? sad...................

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auto login to my gmail as usual this morning and get a "pop message" saying, PICK YOUR THEME. woah! so i go ahead and try it out..

and this turn out (in picture).....this is so cool. simply love it.
team at Google GMAIL, you guys are owesome. muackss.


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Got this from a friend,  it is a bit long but very meaningful. The explaination blown me away for good. Couldn't find a better way to say this.

A very valuable lesson to learn ...

Interesting quote from the movie 'Why did I get married?'
In most cases, especially in relationships, you will only get 80% of what you NEED and you will hardly get the other 20% that you WANT in your relationship. There is always another person (man or women) that you will meet and that will offer you the other 20% which is lacking in your relationship that you WANT And believe me, 20% looks really good when you are not getting it at all in your current relationship.
But the problem is that you will always be tempted to leave that good 80% that you know you have, thinking that you will get something better with the other 20% that you WANT
But as reality has proven, in most cases, you will always end up with having the 20% that you WANT and loosing the 80% that you really NEED and that you already had.
Be careful in deciding between what you WANT and NEED in your life.

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have. 'Wow, this girl in my office is a real looker. But it's not her Wynona Rider features that got me. I'm crazy about her because she's also understanding, intelligent, tender - so many things that my spouse is not'

Somewhere along the way, you'll find a woman or a man who will be more charming or sensitive. More alluring. More thoughtful. Richer. Have greater sex appeal. And you will find a woman or man who will need you and pursue you and go loco over you more than your spouse ever did.

Because no wife or husband is perfect. Because a spouse will only have 80% of what you're looking for. So adultery takes place when a husband or wife looks for the missing 20%. Let's say your wife is melancholic by nature .

You may find yourself drawn to the pretty clerk who has a cherry laugh no matter what she says: 'I broke my arm yesterday, Hahahaha . . ...'

Or because your wife is a homebody in slippers and pajamas, smelling of garlic and fish oil, you may fall for a fresh-smelling young sales representative that visits your office in a sharp black blazer, high heels, and a red pencil-cut skirt Or because your husband is the quiet
type, your heart may skip a beat when you meet an old college flame who has the makings of a talk show host.

But wait! That's only 20% of what you don't have.

Don't throw away the 80% that you already have!

That's not all. Add to your spouse's 80% the 100% that represents all the years that you have been with each other. The storms you have weathered together. The unforgettable moments of sadness and joy as a couple. The many adjustments you have made to love the other. The wealth of memories that you've accumulated as lovers.

Adultery happens when you start looking for what you don't have.

But faithfulness happens when you start thanking God for what you already have.

But I'm not just talking about marriage.

I'm talking about life!

About your jobs.
About your friends.
About your children.
About your lifestyles.

Are you like the economy airline passenger that perennially peeks through the door of the first class cabin, obsessed with what he's missing? 'They have got more leg room! Oh my, their food is served in porcelain! Wow, their seats recline at an 80% angle and they've got personal videos!'

I guarantee you'll be miserable for the entire trip! Don't live your life like that. Forget about what the world says is first class. Do you know that there are many first class passengers who are miserable in first class -- because they are not riding in a private Lear Jet?

The main message???

If you start appreciating what you have right now, wherever you are, you are first class!

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a lot of people now start blogging for different interest, including this hot sweetie from Spore. Babyvincy @ babyvincy.blogspot.com ; very interesting on how the young trying into making their first millions.

but sweetie! SGD500 an hour for escort? you got to be kidding uncle. compensation for your escorting time (not prostitution of cos) is like if it's not more expensive than getting an service from an Oracle consultant. i think a lot of uncle in spore cannot afford your premier service sweetie. maybe you consider lowering your price a little but heck no! that would make you less premier. since you once a racing queen before i guess you have to set a certain standart to it. else any "beng""seng" also booked you up. RIGHT?

but wei, just my 2cents; maybe you wanna try some "tanning", you know....... if your're targeting ang moh expat, you might wanna look healthier. Apart form that... you seem like a pretty sweet young girl (also HOT.. forgot to mention; sorry :P). i wish ya all da best ya sweetie.

i love singapore!

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omfg, this is hilarious. 11% TO 8% meaning a total of 3% back to your pocket to HELP the people to cope with the current "everything also went up" crisis.

Second most ridiculous thing I've heard this morning was that to whom he/she wish to remain with the 11% contribution need to go to EPF office, take a Q during working hour (skip your lunch, save money somemore) and fill up some bla bla form. I look at my wife and show her a face of  "WTF"? isn't it suppose to be the opposite? those who wish to reduce their contribution fill that sucka form up? I don't see anyone would want to do that anyway (i'll explain why) so you are basically asking every fucking bloke/bitch who need to work to pile up EPF building for the next few week.

Why the 3% is ridiculous? i don't see any reason anyone would want to do that. You see, the everage income of a Malaysian would be around 2,000myr. 11% would be 220myr, so no you can contribute 8% instead so it will be 160 so means you are adding an extra 60myr to your monthly salary. So, 60myr a month then your life will be much easier now. No more financial problem, stress free, crisis tackled.. yeaha! PLEASE LA. you can't even fill up our "beloved Proton" Wira with that incredible 60myr. Stay away from our retirement fund will ya?

This is so tiring....

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